Zach & Jessica

Dear Jessica,

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:10:05 -0400

Now taking bets in Zach vs. Lodwick in a moustache battle for the ages.

I WILL DOMINATE. Anybody else care to make a wager?

Love,
Zach

Oh, that’s cool 3 people follow us. That’s date post- that’s still on. E-mail me...

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:54:57 -0400

Oh, that’s cool 3 people follow us.

That’s date post- that’s still on. E-mail me about that one.

Do you follow Z + J?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:26:42 -0400

Inspired by this post, we are interested in whether or not you follow this tumblr in your dashboard. If we were a regular tumblr, we could know quite easily. But unfortunately, tumblr doesn’t have that option installed for group blogs… yet. So, if you do follow, reblog, or let us know at zachandjessicatumblr@gmail.com.

Yo Zach, Remember how we started this blog so we could get dates? I haven’t gotton any dates...

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:37:25 -0400

Yo Zach,

Remember how we started this blog so we could get dates? I haven’t gotton any dates from it yet. I think you need to promote me a little. How about that one dude (a)? Set me up with him and I will sew those buttons back onto your coat.

Deal?

Jessica

Dear Jessica,We just had our first fight. It was a minor tiff over the phone.No big whoop, but it...

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:44:18 -0400

Dear Jessica,

We just had our first fight. It was a minor tiff over the phone.

No big whoop, but it wasn’t fun. Let’s make up soon, please.

Hopefully still your bestie,

Zach

zachandjessica:Hey Jess,This picture that you took of yourself...

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:44:18 -0400

zachandjessica:

Hey Jess,
This picture that you took of yourself on my camera shows pretty much exactly why I’m so happy we’re besties.
Love,
Zach

Yes. I am awesome. Thank you for publicly posting a very bad photo of me. But yea, whatever. Still awesome.

Hey Jess,This picture that you took of yourself on my camera...

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:50:02 -0400

Hey Jess,

This picture that you took of yourself on my camera shows pretty much exactly why I’m so happy we’re besties.

Love,
Zach

Yippie-Kay-Yay Mothe---

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:13:07 -0400

zachandjessica:

Dear Jessica,
Let’s do a cowboy/cowgirl theme tonight? We can have a posse.
Then maybe people will come up and greet themselves by saying “Howdy, Partner.”
I haven’t decided if this is awesome, or incredibly obnoxious and dumb.
I’m gonna stick with BOTH.
Love,
Zach

No. Please stop trying to always dress just like me. And if anyone says “howdie” to me tonight, they’ll get straight up punched in the face.

Yippie-Kay-Yay Mothe---

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:50:40 -0400

Dear Jessica,

Let’s do a cowboy/cowgirl theme tonight? We can have a posse.

Then maybe people will come up and greet themselves by saying “Howdy, Partner.”

I haven’t decided if this is awesome, or incredibly obnoxious and dumb.

I’m gonna stick with BOTH.

Love,
Zach

Uh...

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:57:18 -0400

Zach,

I am not over the “crazy” thing. Unless you meant crazy and wonderful and fantastic and terrific. If that’s what you really meant, ok then, I’m over it.

Wishin it was Thursday…

Jessica

I e-mailed this first, but then thought it would be a good post.

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:24:43 -0400

Dear Jessica,

You are crazy.

Love,
Zach

Tumblr Meet-up ROLLCALL!

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:24:00 -0400

We’ll both be there. We want to meet everybody and flirt with everybody!

jakehurwitz:

amandalynferri:

Re-post if you are going tomorrow night.

I’ll be there, Mandy.

zachlinder:Um, WTF. Shittiest spam ever?Oh, those types of...

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:53:08 -0400

zachlinder:

Um, WTF. Shittiest spam ever?

Oh, those types of e-mails are “spam”? I thought they were “new friends”

The Besties - Theme SongDear Jessica,I know you’re having...

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:23:28 -0400

The Besties - Theme Song

Dear Jessica,

I know you’re having a rough day. So I decided this can be our theme song. What do you think? I think it’s adorable. Maybe TOO adorable. Not possible? I agree. Try not to be so cranky when we hang later. But if you are, that’s okay. I’ll deal.

Zach

Exclusive to Z&J:

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:12:55 -0400

Jessica’s pick up lines:

1. Let’s drop these geeks and makeout!

2. Sure, you can join!

3. Wait! Let me see that picture!!!

4. You’re not gonna post about this, are you?

the fat manatee has a tumblr meetup pickup line.

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:17:49 -0400

the fat manatee has a tumblr meetup pickup line.:

Jessica,

We need to come up with totally awesome tumblr pickup lines to trump fatmanatee’s on Thursday. My suggestions:

“Hey babe, I’ve been following you all night long. Wanna reblog?”

“I’ll be the Jakob to your Julia. Only not a dick.”

“What do you say you and I make a custom theme?”

“You’re on my radar.”

Please let me know if you think these will be successful, and if you have any of your own.

BFF,
Zach

Dear Zach, Previous phone call proves we are best friends forever. But you didn’t tell me that...

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 21:14:15 -0400

Dear Zach,

Previous phone call proves we are best friends forever. But you didn’t tell me that one story (you know, that one). Save it for Wednesday?

Word Up,

Jessica

After a 40-minute phone convo, this is what we've got to post.

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 21:07:40 -0400

Zach: Stop being so neurotic about this.
Jessica: I am not. That's such a Woody Allen word.
Zach: Look at who you're talking to.

Lets get Flirtiez

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:51:15 -0400

Jessica: sweet... [redacted] just asked if I was going to the tumblr meet up on Thursday. Its a fucking good thing he doesn't follow me because if he did he would know that I re-blog everything he says/does.
Zach: oh man! this is a good thing. did he e-mail you or what?
Jessica: yes. after I e-mailed him to say "when we gonna flirtz, yo?"
Zach: haha, awesome. you are so bad.

Zach, You’re right. I think this is the perfect forum for me to say that I am really hoping to...

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:21:03 -0400

Zach,

You’re right. I think this is the perfect forum for me to say that I am really hoping to find someone new to date/hook up with at this tumblr meet up. He should probably live in BK or have some amazing apartment in the city. Yes, that is on my list of desireable traits. I cannot spell?! Was that TMI? All I’m saying is that I’m single and ready to mingle.

Was that good enough?

Jessica

PS. spellcheck is for suckas. I like to keep it real and un-proofread.