Yippie-Kay-Yay Mothe—-
Dear Jessica,
Let’s do a cowboy/cowgirl theme tonight? We can have a posse.
Then maybe people will come up and greet themselves by saying “Howdy, Partner.”
I haven’t decided if this is awesome, or incredibly obnoxious and dumb.
I’m gonna stick with BOTH.
Love,
Zach
No. Please stop trying to always dress just like me. And if anyone says “howdie” to me tonight, they’ll get straight up punched in the face.
