the fat manatee has a tumblr meetup pickup line.
Jessica,
We need to come up with totally awesome tumblr pickup lines to trump fatmanatee’s on Thursday. My suggestions:
“Hey babe, I’ve been following you all night long. Wanna reblog?”
“I’ll be the Jakob to your Julia. Only not a dick.”
“What do you say you and I make a custom theme?”
“You’re on my radar.”
Please let me know if you think these will be successful, and if you have any of your own.
BFF,
Zach
