March 2008
28 posts
Dear Jessica,
Now taking bets in Zach vs. Lodwick in a moustache battle for the ages. I WILL DOMINATE. Anybody else care to make a wager? Love, Zach
Oh, that’s cool 3 people follow us. That’s date post- that’s still on. E-mail me about that one.
Do you follow Z + J?
Inspired by this post, we are interested in whether or not you follow this tumblr in your dashboard. If we were a regular tumblr, we could know quite easily. But unfortunately, tumblr doesn’t have that option installed for group blogs… yet. So, if you do follow, reblog, or let us know at zachandjessicatumblr@gmail.com.
Yo Zach, Remember how we started this blog so we could get dates? I haven’t gotton any dates from it yet. I think you need to promote me a little. How about that one dude (a)? Set me up with him and I will sew those buttons back onto your coat. Deal? Jessica
Dear Jessica, We just had our first fight. It was a minor tiff over the phone. No big whoop, but it wasn’t fun. Let’s make up soon, please. Hopefully still your bestie, Zach
Yippie-Kay-Yay Mothe---
zachandjessica: Dear Jessica, Let’s do a cowboy/cowgirl theme tonight? We can have a posse. Then maybe people will come up and greet themselves by saying “Howdy, Partner.” I haven’t decided if this is awesome, or incredibly obnoxious and dumb. I’m gonna stick with BOTH. Love, Zach No. Please stop trying to always dress just like me. And if anyone says “howdie” to me tonight,...
Yippie-Kay-Yay Mothe---
Dear Jessica, Let’s do a cowboy/cowgirl theme tonight? We can have a posse. Then maybe people will come up and greet themselves by saying “Howdy, Partner.” I haven’t decided if this is awesome, or incredibly obnoxious and dumb. I’m gonna stick with BOTH. Love, Zach
Uh...
Zach, I am not over the “crazy” thing. Unless you meant crazy and wonderful and fantastic and terrific. If that’s what you really meant, ok then, I’m over it. Wishin it was Thursday… Jessica
I e-mailed this first, but then thought it would...
Dear Jessica, You are crazy. Love, Zach
Tumblr Meet-up ROLLCALL!
We’ll both be there. We want to meet everybody and flirt with everybody! jakehurwitz: amandalynferri: Re-post if you are going tomorrow night. I’ll be there, Mandy.
The Besties - Theme Song Dear Jessica, I know...
Exclusive to Z&J:
Jessica’s pick up lines: 1. Let’s drop these geeks and makeout! 2. Sure, you can join! 3. Wait! Let me see that picture!!! 4. You’re not gonna post about this, are you?
the fat manatee has a tumblr meetup pickup line. →
Jessica, We need to come up with totally awesome tumblr pickup lines to trump fatmanatee’s on Thursday. My suggestions: “Hey babe, I’ve been following you all night long. Wanna reblog?” “I’ll be the Jakob to your Julia. Only not a dick.” “What do you say you and I make a custom theme?” “You’re on my radar.” Please let me...
Dear Zach, Previous phone call proves we are best friends forever. But you didn’t tell me that one story (you know, that one). Save it for Wednesday? Word Up, Jessica
After a 40-minute phone convo, this is what we've...
Zach: Stop being so neurotic about this.
Jessica: I am not. That's such a Woody Allen word.
Zach: Look at who you're talking to.
Lets get Flirtiez
Jessica: sweet... [redacted] just asked if I was going to the tumblr meet up on Thursday. Its a fucking good thing he doesn't follow me because if he did he would know that I re-blog everything he says/does.
Zach: oh man! this is a good thing. did he e-mail you or what?
Jessica: yes. after I e-mailed him to say "when we gonna flirtz, yo?"
Zach: haha, awesome. you are so bad.
Zach, You’re right. I think this is the perfect forum for me to say that I am really hoping to find someone new to date/hook up with at this tumblr meet up. He should probably live in BK or have some amazing apartment in the city. Yes, that is on my list of desireable traits. I cannot spell?! Was that TMI? All I’m saying is that I’m single and ready to mingle. Was that good...
2-Day Progress Evaluation
Jessica, That last post was a very good one. I enjoyed it. But if this endeavor is going to turn into nothing more than the equivalent of blog fellatio, we’re going to get nowhere. FAST. I think we need to talk about exactly WHY each of us is awesome, rather than just declaring it as so. You are Jessica Schroeder, the famous individual. Love, Zach
awesomeness
Zach. I think you are awesome. Just wanted you to know. :) Jessica
Today's Choices
1. Go on a crazyblinddate. 2. Watch my Sesame Street DVDs and take a nap. 3. BOTH.
Coolness Factor
1. Eating soy yogurt, oats and berries. Your little vegan darling. 2. Wathing The History of God. Smartie pants 3. Wearing college sorority sweatshirt, sweatpants, “I am sew awesome” tee shirt. SEX-ie! Coolness factor: 10/10!
Hey Zach, Remember when I said last night I was going to just watch Annie Hall and go to bed? I lied. I feel asleep somewhere along the lines of “Would you be interested in our new Wagner?” and “Do you/Jew want something to eat” I am a loser. I need some dates! Jessica! PS. Daylight Savings really screwed me up this morning! I thought I was up and at ‘em all early,...
“with that mustache, NO ONE is out of your league”
– Kate Spencer via IM
I'll Have What We're Both Having
INT. TILLIE'S COFFEE SHOP, BROOKLYN - DUSK
Jessica: Can we do our first post as a conversation?
Zach: Totes. Let's write it right now.
Jessica: Ugh, will you just answer the question I've already asked you seventeen times?
Zach: What was it?
Jessica: What did you think of the tumblr meetup on Wednesday?
Zach: I hated everybody.