Zach & Jessica

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March 2008

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Dear Jessica,

Now taking bets in Zach vs. Lodwick in a moustache battle for the ages.

I WILL DOMINATE.  Anybody else care to make a wager?

Love,
Zach

Mar 19, 20085 notes

Oh, that’s cool 3 people follow us.

That’s date post- that’s still on. E-mail me about that one.

Mar 19, 20081 note
Do you follow Z + J?

Inspired by this post, we are interested in whether or not you follow this tumblr in your dashboard.  If we were a regular tumblr, we could know quite easily.  But unfortunately, tumblr doesn’t have that option installed for group blogs… yet.  So, if you do follow, reblog, or let us know at zachandjessicatumblr@gmail.com.

Mar 19, 20082 notes

Yo Zach,

Remember how we started this blog so we could get dates? I haven’t gotton any dates from it yet. I think you need to promote me a little. How about that one dude (a)? Set me up with him and I will sew those buttons back onto your coat.

Deal?

Jessica

Mar 17, 20083 notes

Dear Jessica,

We just had our first fight.  It was a minor tiff over the phone.

No big whoop, but it wasn’t fun.  Let’s make up soon, please.

Hopefully still your bestie,

Zach 

Mar 14, 2008
Mar 14, 20083 notes
Mar 14, 20083 notes
Yippie-Kay-Yay Mothe---

zachandjessica:

Dear Jessica,

Let’s do a cowboy/cowgirl theme tonight?  We can have a posse.

Then maybe people will come up and greet themselves by saying “Howdy, Partner.”

I haven’t decided if this is awesome, or incredibly obnoxious and dumb.

I’m gonna stick with BOTH.

Love,
Zach

No. Please stop trying to always dress just like me. And if anyone says “howdie” to me tonight, they’ll get straight up punched in the face.

Mar 13, 20083 notes
Yippie-Kay-Yay Mothe---

Dear Jessica,

Let’s do a cowboy/cowgirl theme tonight?  We can have a posse.

Then maybe people will come up and greet themselves by saying “Howdy, Partner.”

I haven’t decided if this is awesome, or incredibly obnoxious and dumb.

I’m gonna stick with BOTH.

Love,
Zach

Mar 13, 20083 notes
Uh...

Zach,

I am not over the “crazy” thing. Unless you meant crazy and wonderful and fantastic and terrific. If that’s what you really meant, ok then, I’m over it.

Wishin it was Thursday…

Jessica

Mar 12, 2008
I e-mailed this first, but then thought it would be a good post.

Dear Jessica,

You are crazy.

Love,
Zach

Mar 12, 2008
Tumblr Meet-up ROLLCALL!

We’ll both be there.  We want to meet everybody and flirt with everybody!

jakehurwitz:

amandalynferri:

Re-post if you are going tomorrow night.

I’ll be there, Mandy.

Mar 12, 200838 notes
Mar 12, 20082 notes
Listen

The Besties - Theme Song

Dear Jessica,

I know you’re having a rough day.  So I decided this can be our theme song.  What do you think?  I think it’s adorable.  Maybe TOO adorable.  Not possible?  I agree.  Try not to be so cranky when we hang later.  But if you are, that’s okay.  I’ll deal.

Zach 

Mar 11, 20081 note
Exclusive to Z&J:

Jessica’s pick up lines:

1. Let’s drop these geeks and makeout!

2. Sure, you can join!

3. Wait! Let me see that picture!!!

4. You’re not gonna post about this, are you?

Mar 11, 2008
the fat manatee has a tumblr meetup pickup line. → fatmanatee.tumblr.com

Jessica,

We need to come up with totally awesome tumblr pickup lines to trump fatmanatee’s on Thursday. My suggestions:

“Hey babe, I’ve been following you all night long. Wanna reblog?”

“I’ll be the Jakob to your Julia. Only not a dick.”

“What do you say you and I make a custom theme?”

“You’re on my radar.”

Please let me know if you think these will be successful, and if you have any of your own.

BFF,
Zach

Mar 11, 200812 notes

Dear Zach,

Previous phone call proves we are best friends forever. But you didn’t tell me that one story (you know, that one). Save it for Wednesday?

Word Up,

Jessica

Mar 10, 2008
After a 40-minute phone convo, this is what we've got to post.
  • Zach: Stop being so neurotic about this.
  • Jessica: I am not. That's such a Woody Allen word.
  • Zach: Look at who you're talking to.
Mar 10, 2008
Lets get Flirtiez
  • Jessica: sweet... [redacted] just asked if I was going to the tumblr meet up on Thursday. Its a fucking good thing he doesn't follow me because if he did he would know that I re-blog everything he says/does.
  • Zach: oh man! this is a good thing. did he e-mail you or what?
  • Jessica: yes. after I e-mailed him to say "when we gonna flirtz, yo?"
  • Zach: haha, awesome. you are so bad.
Mar 10, 20081 note

Zach,

You’re right. I think this is the perfect forum for me to say that I am really hoping to find someone new to date/hook up with at this tumblr meet up. He should probably live in BK or have some amazing apartment in the city. Yes, that is on my list of desireable traits. I cannot spell?! Was that TMI? All I’m saying is that I’m single and ready to mingle.

Was that good enough?

Jessica

PS. spellcheck is for suckas. I like to keep it real and un-proofread.

Mar 10, 20081 note
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