Zach & Jessica


We are two awesome single people living in Brooklyn. Love us. Date us. Read our fucking blog.

Dear Jessica,

Now taking bets in Zach vs. Lodwick in a moustache battle for the ages.

I WILL DOMINATE.  Anybody else care to make a wager?

Love,
Zach

Oh, that’s cool 3 people follow us.

That’s date post- that’s still on. E-mail me about that one.

Do you follow Z + J?

Inspired by this post, we are interested in whether or not you follow this tumblr in your dashboard.  If we were a regular tumblr, we could know quite easily.  But unfortunately, tumblr doesn’t have that option installed for group blogs… yet.  So, if you do follow, reblog, or let us know at zachandjessicatumblr@gmail.com.

Yo Zach,

Remember how we started this blog so we could get dates? I haven’t gotton any dates from it yet. I think you need to promote me a little. How about that one dude (a)? Set me up with him and I will sew those buttons back onto your coat.

Deal?

Jessica

Dear Jessica,

We just had our first fight.  It was a minor tiff over the phone.

No big whoop, but it wasn’t fun.  Let’s make up soon, please.

Hopefully still your bestie,

Zach 

zachandjessica:

Hey Jess,
This picture that you took of yourself on my camera shows pretty much exactly why I’m so happy we’re besties.
Love,Zach 

Yes. I am awesome. Thank you for publicly posting a very bad photo of me. But yea, whatever. Still awesome.

zachandjessica:

Hey Jess,

This picture that you took of yourself on my camera shows pretty much exactly why I’m so happy we’re besties.

Love,
Zach

Yes. I am awesome. Thank you for publicly posting a very bad photo of me. But yea, whatever. Still awesome.

Hey Jess,
This picture that you took of yourself on my camera shows pretty much exactly why I’m so happy we’re besties.
Love,Zach

Hey Jess,

This picture that you took of yourself on my camera shows pretty much exactly why I’m so happy we’re besties.

Love,
Zach

Yippie-Kay-Yay Mothe---

zachandjessica:

Dear Jessica,

Let’s do a cowboy/cowgirl theme tonight?  We can have a posse.

Then maybe people will come up and greet themselves by saying “Howdy, Partner.”

I haven’t decided if this is awesome, or incredibly obnoxious and dumb.

I’m gonna stick with BOTH.

Love,
Zach

No. Please stop trying to always dress just like me. And if anyone says “howdie” to me tonight, they’ll get straight up punched in the face.

Yippie-Kay-Yay Mothe---

Dear Jessica,

Let’s do a cowboy/cowgirl theme tonight?  We can have a posse.

Then maybe people will come up and greet themselves by saying “Howdy, Partner.”

I haven’t decided if this is awesome, or incredibly obnoxious and dumb.

I’m gonna stick with BOTH.

Love,
Zach

Uh...

Zach,

I am not over the “crazy” thing. Unless you meant crazy and wonderful and fantastic and terrific. If that’s what you really meant, ok then, I’m over it.

Wishin it was Thursday…

Jessica